What did the clean dog say to the insect

What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!What do you call a cheerful flea?A hop-timist!What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?Shot it!What did one flea say to the other after a night out?Shall we walk home or take a dog?What did the romantic flea say?I love you aw-flea!How to fleas travel?Itch hiking!What is the difference between fleas and dogs?Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?To hide his flea collar!